Potato chips.

Flavored ones.

Oddly flavored ones.

Now THAT’S cultural commentary.

I mean, she even did research.  Michael Pollan, Technomic, Swat social theorist Barry Schwartz, all quoted.  None have escaped the vacuumlike sweep of her salty-snack-related outrage.  She begins:

A culture can be defined, in part, by what it consumes.

(Or by what consumes it.)

And ends:

The solution is to eat better…

Well.  At least that’s cleared up.  Just eat better.  Easy peasy.  Now where’s that bag of Cheetos Masala Balls (Red and Green Chili flavored) I had goin’?