Since the llc‘s beloved iPod, Audrey, died, I gave up my sweet little white brick, Lola, so llc could bop & not stop till she dropped. Lola shall live again, I know, perhaps in the form of an 80 gig videopod. Slobber. So I’m using a little SanDisk Sansa m250 2 gig dealy. Small, light, FM radio (excellent bonus), dumb Saran Wrap© case. I have it lashed onto the back of a fingerless lifting glove so I look like a roboidiot. Herewith the list.

*****

01. Maxine Brown – Oh No Not My BabyOne Kiss Can Lead To Another (Disc 1) (2005)

What is it about girl groups? The hair? The high, high hair? It must be the hair

02. Bloc Party – PlansSilent Alarm (2005)

Shh. The alarm is silent, see? Remember The Alarm?? Eighties College DJ alert. Or alarm. But silent. Shh.

03. East River Pipe – Crystal QueenWhat Are You On (2006)

This guy blows my mind. He went from being homeless to pumping out oddpop gems on home-recorded cassettes. Of course the Brits discovered him first. I could eat some fish & chips.

04. The Go-Betweens – Draining The Pool For YouThat Striped Sunlight Sound (2006)

Some of the best should-have-been-top-40 pop that we never ever heard. Australians seem nice.

05. The Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict A RiotEmployment (2005)

Hey, they held their own at Live 8. I predict an AWESOME second album.

06. Nortec Collective – Tengo La VozTijuana Sessions Vol. 3 (2005)

No, *I* have the voice. Voice tag! You’re it!

07. MIA – SunshowersArular (2005)

Why is this so catchy? Why? llc says it’s because she’s the Sri Lanka reincarnation of  Tom Tom Club.

08. The Kills – The Good OnesNo Wow (2005)

Catchy-ass punk blues, cf. Good v. Evil.

09. Big Star – Best Chance We’ve Ever HadIn Space (2006)

Don’t listen to the people who were disappointed by this record. Just enjoy it for what it is.

10. The Minus 5 – Leftover Life To KillThe Gun Album (2006)

Some of the best music REM never made.

*****

BEST SONG TO DANCE NAKED TO:

Sunshowers.  *Blushes*.

BEST LYRICS:

Tie, Crystal Queen & Leftover Life.

BEST ALBUM TITLE TO TATOO ON YOUR KNUCKLES:

“OKCLTA”. For the six-fingered among us. For the normally phalangeed, “No Wow”. USE that thumb knuckle. Excellent.

jm