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		<title>Things I Barked At Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:27:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone opening the door upstairs. Someone (or something) in the hall. Someone closing the door upstairs. The kitten. A doorbell ringing (on TV&#8230; we don&#8217;t HAVE a doorbell). The back door, because I wanted to go out. The back door, because I wanted to come in. Two of the other cats who were fighting. The [...]]]></description>
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<p>Someone (or something) in the hall.</p>
<p>Someone closing the door upstairs.</p>
<p>The kitten.</p>
<p>A doorbell ringing (on TV&#8230; we don&#8217;t HAVE a doorbell).</p>
<p>The back door, because I wanted to go out.</p>
<p>The back door, because I wanted to come in.</p>
<p>Two of the other cats who were fighting.</p>
<p>The kitten again.</p>
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		<title>Things The Surgeon Took Out Of My Stomach</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gooddog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two tampons (unused) A fist-full of q-tips (used) Several panty shields The food I threw up and ate again I spend a lot of time in a crate now.]]></description>
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A fist-full of q-tips (used)<br />
Several panty shields<br />
The food I threw up and ate again</font></p>
<p><font size="2">I spend a lot of time in a crate now.</font></p>
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		<title>Things I Ate Yesterday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breakfast Two tampons (unused) At least one cat turd Several piles of cat barf Something in the back yard that made me drool for 15 minutes Two packs of gum A twizzler A pill my mom gave me Half a package of Haribo Fizzy Cola gummies Some Kleenexes (used) A panti-shield Dinner &#160;]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Two tampons (unused)<br />
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">At least one cat turd</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Several piles of cat barf</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Something in the back yard that made me drool for 15 minutes</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Two packs of gum</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">A twizzler</font></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">A pill my mom gave me</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Half a package of Haribo Fizzy Cola gummies</font></font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Some Kleenexes (used)</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">A panti-shield</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><font face="Arial, sans-serif"><font style="font-size: 13pt" size="3">Dinner</font></font></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0in">&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Stately, plump</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gooddog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome. News &#38; stuff goes here. Charles is, in fact, in charge. Call me gooddog. And we won&#8217;t have any problems. Cheers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome.</p>
<p>News &amp; stuff goes here.</p>
<p>Charles is, in fact, in charge.</p>
<p>Call me gooddog.</p>
<p>And we won&#8217;t have any problems.</p>
<p>Cheers.</p>
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