Things I Barked At Today
Someone opening the door upstairs. Someone (or something) in the hall. Someone closing the door upstairs. The kitten. A doorbell ringing (on TV… we don’t HAVE a doorbell). The back door, because I wanted to go out. The back door, because I wanted to come in. Two of the other cats who were fighting. The [...]
Things The Surgeon Took Out Of My Stomach
Two tampons (unused) A fist-full of q-tips (used) Several panty shields The food I threw up and ate again I spend a lot of time in a crate now.
Things I Ate Yesterday
Breakfast Two tampons (unused) At least one cat turd Several piles of cat barf Something in the back yard that made me drool for 15 minutes Two packs of gum A twizzler A pill my mom gave me Half a package of Haribo Fizzy Cola gummies Some Kleenexes (used) A panti-shield Dinner
Stately, plump
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