Monthly Archives: July 2008

“Anna, there was a terrible accident,” my father started. That was a week ago. My father, brother, step-mother and step-brother were on a trip to the Grand Canyon. A Fed-Ex semi decided to make a u-turn right in front of … Continue reading →

We all know how Stephen Starr does theme restaurants, so for a taste of how the residents around King of Prussia do theme-based eating and drinking I went to Bahama Breeze for Erin’s 26th birthday party. Due to traffic, and … Continue reading →

I like hotels. I like restaurants. And nail salons. I like paying other people to bring me things. I like ordering my lemon water at Toppers Spa. And I like having my nails done. I like the candy-colored polish and … Continue reading →

Sometimes I just have to suck it up and go the hell out. Yeah, it costs money to go out, but here’s my argument: Why live in the city if you aren’t going to enjoy it? An old friend of … Continue reading →

I have the perfect nipples for piercing, said the young man at Infinite. “Any girl with nipples like yours SHOULD have them pierced.” Well, I used to have them pierced, but twelve years ago I took all my piercings out, … Continue reading →

“Don’t touch him yet, you have to be careful, he’s shy,” I quickly explained. The fact that the girl was looking into my eyes as I said it led me to believe that she understood. She hadn’t. The incident happened … Continue reading →